Peter to Paul.
I may not be able to advise, someone on the Thames Embankment, what to do next, not because, they are to far gone, regarding help and advice. but you do require a computer. with electricty on tap.the reason will become obvious a little later in this tale.
That is why it is so much better if you have a bedroom. were you can think alone, and plan your escape from “The Lost Generation” slowly and with much thought.
Take Frank Lee Morris that is a common enough name, so it is no clue, for what he was about to do.to make his great escape. ,http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/52/Frank_Morris.jpg/100px-Frank_Morris.jpg
Frank was a little like you, no Clark Gable http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRhoc49k9XvJngpr9rliZE7NnvsiAJwf2o8fhWED4xbb-sfZrGT0Q but then again he did not resemble the Haunch Back.Notradame http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSxx6PcOwa1sjtIhcFLcEXCCEl0gETSYOtdCoYgDZv6fy7xR4DC
Born in Washington in the year 1926, Morris is said to have had an IQ of 133 plus, which is going on some, in the top 3% of the clever fucks globally.just think he was cleverer that Einsteine. but ignore that, take my word you are clever enough. as long as you are not, snorting something up your nose, in that case you are already in the non advisable bracket.
Why then was his bed in Alkatraz, after all he spent most of his early years in foster homes some must have been good, and you would think, he was being looked after. at some time.
But obviously not, for he was locked up with the very worse type of American criminal, and for 12 months he planned the cleverest escape in the history, of Criminology. when he cracked open his bedroom, (Cell) taking part in the “Escape from Alcatraz and was never seen again
The FBI, were never going to admit his success, claiming that he drowned in the San Francisco Bay. but let us believe that he finished in a multi million dollar, penthouse with some retired pent house babe.
So although I do not wish to be to melodramatic, your situation, in the United Kingdom sica 2011, can not be as bad as Franks.
Nothing is easy. if you are aged between 18 and 24, you fall into the right type that I am looking for, although, it don’t matter much if you are 75.as long as you have the will.
For being in a Lost Generation, is a terrible place to be,
I believe that if you look hard enough, you will realize that all clever moves throughout time, are reenacted again and again over generations, only the way they are carried out change.
Take Sir Francis Drake, he was nothing but a villan. an English sea captain, privateer, navigator, slaver, and politician, how low can you get Elizabeth I of England awarded him a knighthood for going out and finding things that others wanted, and he got most of them for very little cost.
So that the first clue go out and circumvent the globe even if it is on some
clapped out ship.
You know there is a market for what ever you bring back home as long as it cost nothing. or very little
When people like Drake, raped continents, of there wealth, for his Queen, they were stolen, but things have changed and those places like Brazil and China now want there treasures back.
So why not be a little drake, for one day you may become a Duck.
Let us look at China, if you spend all your lost time, looking at old Chiness pots and pans, for instance you could became a Kevin Page who opened his first antiques gallery in Camden Passage, London UK, in 1968 and for almost 40 years has been supplying the finest Japanese Antiques, Chinese Antiques, Chinese porcelain and Japanese meiji art to dealers, decorators and collectors worldwide. you will find if you Google hard enough, how copies of the real thing are produced, once you know you will find what you are looking for, if you are living at home with no expense only the love of a mom and dad, to pay for, and you cant get that much cheaper than a Hug and Kiss.
I have not forgotten Frank who obviously did not have that parental affection. so you will have to work that much harder.
But here comes the crunch, 99% of these Japanese and Chinese Antiques, are not what they seem, they may be made in the far east, but last week.
In fact the Antique game is is the crookedest game in history.
But don’t forget we in Europe stole it from them, in the first place and they want the real m’coy back, in exchange for copy’s.
That’s fair enough, so what am I saying, well you must learn another language Chinese and Japanese’s for starters, but there is something that can be taught, and is most crucial. it is a friendly personality.
Without going back as far as 1500s to find a copy cat, who followed on, from disaster no mate,s to glorious success,
In 1850s a Human Being ex Slave, now finds himself a Job Seeker without any alliances, for he was Black, hated outside, and couldn’t afford a bedroom, inside.
Safe and sound in some South African hut, may have been an option, but Peter was a trier, at 6ft 4 inch, you would have thought he could take care of himself, and perhaps he could but a bow and arrow against a gun was never an equal opportunity.
What was he to do, after the Slave Abolikshment England passed laws to make it impossible to get real work.
Sitting in his little slum he weighed up his options, if he couldn’t work and was forever being attacked physically or racially
He smiled there was only one option.
Make people laugh,
If he was Black, and that colour was the tool that Scousers, in and arround Liverpool Docks, used to hurt, why not become a Black Scouser,
The accent was eisier than you may think. any one can tell a Liverpudlian Joke some better than others.
He walked into his first Pub, in 1862 and expecting to be thrown out, he shouted “Why wasn’t Jesus born in Liverpool? and as two dockers began to put on there angry faces.
Peter smiled and said
Couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.
The rour rocked the bar, sending drinks every were.
Followed by Laughter, then with Peter getting ready for a clack over the head. it was followed by Pats on the back..
Before long people who had very little money themselves, were buying him drinks.
Chapter 2. That’s Entertainment.