I looked in the mirror, and patted my chin with the last drop of old spice, after shave that will have to go on my shopping list.
I had no financial restraints at that moment, having received my first years bonus from the family betting office chain, well not rearly a chain more of a link,
The Shop was in Selly Oak, Birmingham its Hospital now famous for the wonderful lives they save when protecting our soldiers from Afghanistan. injuries.
At the time however the village,s claim to fame was the gold plaque showing the world that an Oak Tree once stood there.
But there was no time for an history lesson I was off to TOWN, Bird Pulling. at 22 I was in my prime,
With the bonus I had received from the firm I had carried a promise given to my grand dad before he died.
“Never a crime to be skint only to look it.”
A Blue Silk Suit, a pair of Italian shoes and a great mohair overcoat with a half belt designed and made Bespoke by the best Jewish tailor in the Midlands.
I wasn’t a stranger in town but tonight I was going to set a standard that I hoped would never drop
The tie was also pale blue, and you would not be be surprised that I had a dark blue pocket handerchief. also silk.
Tonight was going to be great, if I dont pull this evening I never will.
Before I left, on the razzle, I looked at my little cake. Money, £45 rapped arround a doctored toilet role. hat was plenty and more than 2 weeks wages for a fully fledged Bookmakers clerk.
Outside it was pitch dark,,but the hood of my Sunbeam Alpine, was still down, my pride and joy. every time I sat in it I felt like Brabham no one could have told me that my Cherie Red drop headed sports car wasn’t a Ferrari even though it said Sunbeam Alpine on bonnet
At least I didn’t have a pair of driving gloves. it was in fact a lovely fairly warm evening, but I wanted every one who I passed, to hear my favourite music, “What do you want to make those eyes at me for” Blasting from my radio. this song had been No1 for 6 weeks, and Emile Ford a must in my house.
I first passed by the old flat were my Mom and I lived whlst at the bottom, end of our lives. by now it looked even worse than it did 8 years before. this little trip became a ritual the more success I had the more times I paid homage. to my unfortunate mum.
Straight into down town Brum, and an eatery called the St James, in those days you could park right outside the door, and never get nicked.
A Double Diamond, a fore runner of Larger was a starter, a quick chat to the bar man who had spent hours teaching me how to flip a coin up my sleeve without anyone seeing it, disappear. even CCTV wouldn’t have caught the little villain.
He explained he only did it for fun but I knew he was getting his own back on his manager, for some dispute over tips. he was so popular that his tips were more than the manager was making.
, I was there for about an hour before I decided to go up the Hagley Road into the Ambasadors, all the leading gamblers in the midlands frequented the club, I was ready oozing confidence, all my hit em dead one liners ready for action. even if I didn’t score I always had a reserve in the background Lilly was the Clubs Croupier, a stunner but as thick as good custard. and just as tasty. I had managed to keep a smile on her face for 18 months,
As I walked in, a new hat and Coat Girl, collected my overcoat and informed me that it would be put in her special container for safety, that was worth an extra 50P her comment about me looking like Clark Gable a £1.
Into the main bar, it was full. walked up and ordered myself a Gin and Tonic, with a little ice, I refused the slice of lemon. telling the barman it was only any use for Pancakes. and that only once a year.
The suit actually brought back unhappy memories, of the time that my mother got me a great herring bone, suit from a shop that did Provident Cheques, all there goods were £3 deposit and 3 shilling s a week for about 26 years.
It was Friday and i was having my first relationship with an Irish girl. we were both 17 I had arranged to take her to the local picture house but only after I had met her parents.
As I retired with both my mother and 5 year old sister, all in the one bed I never noticed my brother on the run from, his 2 year stint in the Army. take my suit leaving his uniform, instead this was a killer blow the next day I still went to see the Irish family but in uniform spats and all. I don’t think they were impressed when I told them I was in the cadets
Come over hear Don, I looked behind it was a pal of mine Birminghams Leading Bookmaker and owner of the Club.
Jackie Woolf, was a person who loved any young kids, trying to get there foot on life,s ladder. he obviosly knew that there was a time when he, was just starting. himself, and realised that every one had to start from the bottom I also loved to sit late at night hearing his tales,
Next to him was two of the real Gambling big hitters at the time one I liked the other I loathed.
Tom Hayes was one of those who if he had been in Films he would have been the mafia hit man, who only gave orders. he could start a fight in an empty room.
Every thing he said was sarcastic. all his jokes failed to raise even a titter,
There was jealousy oozing from every one of his veins.
I wasnt realy happy to be in his company but that was fate there was no other chair available.the gaff was full. and I wasn’t going to move just because of him.
As ussual all the talk was about racing and gambling and the fact that every one expected a revolution in High Street Betting with a forthcoming Betting and Gaming Act.
I knew what would happen,,, sitting opersite was Geof Gilbert, another great bookmaker. very inspired some of his tales have become folkelaw, he would tell about Lester Piggott when they had a great horse running at York in the Gymcrack, as the great jockey arrived in the parade ring to mount Gilbert explained how he wanted the race run. he told him how to hold the horse up. and when to bring him to the front. no more than 10 yards from the post, and winning by 1 length. making all the apropriate moves by hand as if he was riding the horse himself.
Lester looked at the owner rather fat, for a would be jockey, took his Cap off and gave it to the Bookmaker along with his whip. with the instruction.
I never knew you could ride so well so I think it best that you ride the fkn horse.
I would have been in stiches, but I had heard the tale to many times, he also had a party trick for the gullable. a bit like betting on a Karoki Session offering odds that no one knew the words exactly. of a song. usually a £5 bet. and I don’t remember him ever losing.
No one ever knows all the correct words, of any song unless you have the sheet, and he had a few pals who would join in shouting.”Thats Wrong” collecting at least £25 on a good night.
When I came back out from the toilet there sitting on his own at a spare table was a sliver ring Bookie, who actually lived with his mother in Selly Oak, his name was Ronnie Cummings, my first instinct was to ignore him after all he wasn’t the most enjoyable company. in Brum.
And certainly he was not going to be a great help in my plight of gaining female company.
His knick name was Crocky I doubted if anyone had ever asked him why Crocky. I certainly wasn’t going to.
I had been told that he looked like the Fish Monger casino owner from the 1700s William Crockford. the only resemblance was that they both had a start in fish. although having seen a few prints of the great Casino owner, neither were very attractive.
The last thing I wanted in my quest, was an obese middle aged, Bookmaker who never smiled. 18 year olds dressed like Mary Quant, were not enlightened by the oppinion that Arkle was the best jumper since Golden Miller. more chance if you had said Glen Miller.
But one look at the guy, and I realised that he needed my company more than I neaded his, he looked ill and I felt sorry for him.
It was then that I remembered some one saying that he was ill. so hear we go I thought, after all it didn’t have to be long.
How are you Ron.? “Can I buy you a drink. of course you can. I could do with some company.
That was the start of a Gut Rendering session. about about death and destruction.
Not something you would wish to hear, a week before xmas., and certainly I neadnt have splashed myself with Old Spice if I had known.
He never beat about the Bush. straight to it “I’ve been told I have 2 months to live”
What a great Party Stopper that was.
I didn’t know whether to say. Dont believe them Ron. take another opinion. and it will be all right but one look in his eyes and I could see that 2 months may have been an over budget.
Except for the death of my mother a few years before and that was sudden, I had never witnessed a serious illness, and never wanted to.
I quickly changed the subjest.
What do you fancy for Cheltenahm Ron. 3 moths to the greatest horse-racing festival of the year.
I was well aware that he was one hell of a good judge. of horses, as good as there had been in the game for years.
I doubt if I will make Cheltenham, he countered. it was a bit like playing Snakes and Ladders with someone, were you keep climbing up to the top and every time you give your opponent the dice he slides down on his arse.
I quickley fetched two more Gin and Tonics, if that was mothers ruins, it wouldn’t be doing our Ronnie any harm.
I had to be in my very best form if I was going to get through these few hours before I could get the croupier, under my Granddads WW1 trenchcoat, that reminded me I wonder if I had taken his medals off. as the last victor I had taken home had complained of damage to her nether reagon.
After a while I noticed he was producing a little bottle of milk, although I guessed it may well have been something a little thicker and obviously stronger.perhaps Morphine.
One of the Barmen had stated that fog was beginning to gather outside and it looked like we would be in for a long night he seemed concerned but I quickly put his mind at rest that I would get him home alight. one way or the other.
The conversation was more than a little stained, until we began to discuss the festival at Cheltenham in march,
It was then that he raised a relative bomb shell.
Never known as an exaggerator..and certainly no Spiv,
He moved his seat a little closer and began to whisper, I was pleased that we weren’t in the Mafia, as eating this information would be next..
Out of his pocket he produced a little cutting it had been well and truly fingered and was dirty. but you could still see the betting and date of the newspaper. it was the Racing Page of the SUN.
Pointing to the article about the Champion Hurdle he told me to take a look at the betting.
he then said there is a mistake there is a horse in the race that by March will be favourite.
and its not on this list.
I was quickly transported out of a playboy mode into a money making machine.
A race with Bookmakers offering 50/1 bar those on there list, that will start favourite, was better than any golden goose.
So that was the inference that you could have 50/1 any other not on the list.
Go over there ,pointing to the 4 Midland Greats, and ask them to lay you
Moss Bank, at 50/1 or more.
After all you have a right bunch of so called big hitters there
Pointing to the table next to us.
How much readies do you have on you.
Pulling my make believe £500 out of my pocket, I showed him the £35 I had left.
Even he had to laugh, but I wished I hadn’t played the trick as his false teeth almost shot onto the dance floor. frightening some old dear practising the Pasa Dobla..
I looked at the table next to me and could see at least £100 I could have with the credit firm Miles, a very old established Bookmaker there moto was “if you are good enough to bet with us, then we would never ask you to pay up front.” perhaps I could get a lttle wager out of Jackie Woolf. as well.
Leave it to you I doubt you will get so many Bookmakers together outside of a racetrack. and I feel by next week the cat wil be out of the bag. about the horses ability.
Right leave it to me what,s the horse called. again.
Moss Bank.
Over I walked and sat next to Jack.
Ive had a tip for the Cheltenham Champion Hurdle, Jack do you fancy laying me a bet.
Whats it called Son.
Moss Bank I dont think it has won a hurdle race yet.
Jack an old veteran who started as a Milkman Pony holder, making sure it never dashed off between drops. Any horse that has never won a hurdle race 3 months before the race must be name your own odds.
He will lay you, pointing to Gilbert. he is on a role must have won a fortune of late.
What do you want ar Kid.his black country accent as thik as he looked. but looks deceive he was a mathematical wizard.
I want to back an Irish gelding by the name of Moss Bank. in the Champion Hurdle. I have the list here. showing him the Sun. sitting next to him was Hales and he couldn’t help hear what I had said.
An Irish horse called Moss Bank. never heard of it.
Thats just what I wanted to hear.
He had very close relationship with Barrie Foders, a well known genuis from the emerald Isle.nothing took place there without him knowing. if there was going to be an amazing coup. on an Irish horse it wouldn’t start in some Brummie Casino.
But perhaps they were trying to get on themselves, and the last thing they would want was an early move being made by someone not in there team.
I still had a debt to settle with Haines it had been over 12 months, when I arrived at an Hairdressers shop next to the Birmingham City Soccer ground, I had been placing some of the manageress,s bets, for commission and there is no doubt she had been inspired. but like all good things she had a bad run and looked like tailing. (defaulting)
Unbeknown to me she was also Betting with the others,, and when I arranged to meet her in the local coffie house by the ground.
Both Hailes and Foder turned up. obvously with the same job as I and that was to collect there owing s.
As the girl came into the shop, she saw me and came over giving me an envelope, and a kiss on the cheek I was just about to leave when I heard Fodder who as it happend was a nice guy. say to Hales who is that.
He is only a shmock.
The jewish put down. was like a kick in the teeth. I jumped up and grabed him by the throut.
Appologising to Billy at the same time.
So here I was now asking him for a bet. the last time I was strangling him.
He must have forgotten the incident for he said in his normal sarcastic voice. What,s it Called.
I can only guess he had realised that he had been out of order.
Moss Bank.
Never heard of it.
“what would you know about an irish horse”, any way, dont tell me you are taking bets in that little dive of your in Selly Oak.
So he hadnt forgoten our little trouble all together and still intended to get his own back verbally.
What price do you want, ???
I never lost my rag 66/1 bar according to Ladbrokes and Hills.
Come on give the Kid a bet. Jackie Woolf knew how to wind people up. and he knew what strings to pull.
Cutler wasnt going to let me off, for the skirmish. that easy.
“What stake”.
£100 win will do fine.
“Just £100 I thought it was a real man,s bet. that you wanted.”
A great put down, but not one I would respond to.
Instead of the other Bookmakers at the table. laughing like he expected them to.
The first responce was by Miles who I had an acount with.
Donald you can have the £200 with me just write in to the office and tell them I have layed you £200 at 66/1 Moss Bank for the 1961 Champion Hurdle Non Runner you must lose what a gentleman I thought..
Thank you Mr Miles.
By now Jack Woolf was firing on all cyliders,
I thought you were a Bookmaker were is your civility and prompt payment. badge.
Haines was being shown up. and didnt know how to handle it,
I was getting angry mysellf. so even if I got out of my depth I had to respond.
Mr Hales I will have £200 win at 66/1 with you as well then is that big enough.
I could guess he didn’t want to lay me the bet, but was in a corner.
Ok you have a bet but it is pay on, as you have no credit account with me.
Still he was doing everything he could to wriggle.
But Jackie Woolf once again joined in with “no nead to pay on Son I will guarantee Payment the Bookie was out of his depth. but so was I, now I had £400 a 66/1 chance tipped me by a dying old silver ring Bookie, out of his wits with Dope. and all I wanted was £50.
When I got back to the table my friend was a sleep and mumbling as only a dying man can, showing he was in severe pain.. outside I had arranged to take the croupier home and realised that it was going to be a struggle in the two seater. with one 16 stone and the other 8.
I had to decide which of my obligations would I fulfil.
I could have a smack and tickle any day of the week
But a man with days to live who had given me a tip that could be life changing, deserved full consideration
Back at the old Selly Oak Fish and Chip shop, I dropped him off and thanked him profusely.
And arranged to meet him during the next week.
So I had lost a great Girl Friend. for the night,and had got my self £400 in debt. oh well I thought its all in lifes experience.
I woke up next morning like I used to after a right binge when you look up at the ceiling before anything else.
many a time I would dash to my trouser pocket to see if I had been successful or not
This morning I had obviously had to much to drink, but didn’t really remember what had taken place..
I quickly gathered what I had let myself in for when I began remembering the bets. it didn’t take long however for me to see that the information from Ronnie Cummings had been spot on.
“Moss Bank wins the Dolphin Hurdle at Punchestown backed from odds against to 4/6 winning Pulling a cart. a reference to a stroll in the park. Next stop. Cheltenham said owner Tommy OBrien.
When I arrived at the little office, of our still illegal Betting Shop. awaiting the 1961 Act to be implemented.
The phone rung it was mt enermy thank you very much you have pulled a right stroke. Tommy Obrien wants to know how you got to know that his horse was about to be smashed into favouritism,
Just a crystal Ball tell him. the phone was quickly replaced.
Over the next two moths all I ever read about was Moss Bank.
A few weeks before the festival I did have a meeting with Bill Fodder, nothing heavy, he just wanted to know how on earth, I had got to know that information that night in the Ambassadors.
With a week to go, I spent quit a few hours gazing out of my bedroom window, over to the south, and Cheltenham,
Little did I know that the owner was spending many hours doing the same but from Ireland and to the east.
Tommy OBriens nicknames the Coal man was Islands equivalent to our own Terrie Ramsdon. a born Compulsive gambler the only difference was that he was such a good bungler (Tipper) when his horse won, that he was given some of the hottest info ever planned.
When ever a coup or even stroke was taking place, The Coal man would be told, but only after every one else had got there money on.
But what I didn’t know was an incident that took place less than 2 months before the race and it was Moss Banks jockey selection.
Tommy ObBrien was at Leopardstown when Johhny Rafferty came over and told him that he would win the Ticknock Handicap Hurdle. on Rouge Scott, and that Tommy should shovel it on thick and fast.
After the race the winner backed from 10/1 to 7/2 Rafferty came over to be congratulated, so pleased was The Coleman that he shook the Jockeys hand and told him that he could have the ride on Moss Bank all the year including the Champion Hurdle.
Even Rafferty was dumbfounded although he had been a great jockey a massive drink problem had made him a liability.
When Willie Tracy the horse trainer was told, he went bezerck, even to a point of being prepared to give up his relationship with OBrien.
The owner knew he had made a mistake but his word was his bond.
So the plot had now settled and became calm. perhaps before a storm
I woke up to find the day was amazing even though it was March it was like a summers day.
The Sunbeam was spit polished, and I had gained a day off work.
The whole war chest was taken out, from Mohair Overcoat, to Highly Polished Shoes,
I was on a mission, I was the one who got the cats cream, 66/1 a 7/4 favourite.
All it had to do now was WIN.
Only 26 miles to the course and every mile I would sing, along with the radio.
Also every mile I would check to see if I still had the vouchers,
About 2 miles from the course I hit a traffic jam, and for over 15 ,minutes I was behind a Dailmer. I actually knew the driver of the car, it was the Redferns a west of England Bookmaking family, in the back was daughter Anthia, she was beautiful. and for over 5 miles I am sure that she was giving me the eye, I doubt he was more than 16 years of age but I was smitten,
All of a sudden the traffic eased and the Daimler took of for the track.
I darted behind not to lose site of my new love.
When Screech, the Daimler had skidded to a halt,
I was travelling at at least 60 miles an hour and hell bent on a collision.
Both feet were united with the break peddle and for over 20 yards I skidded right to within 1 inch of there rear bumper.
The shock on young Anthia,s face had just changed to relief when I heard a noise that would have frightened Ronnie Cummings out of his heavenly sleep.
I had chance to look in my rear mirror to see a car more like a tank. bearing down on me at break neck speed.
Please God, Save me, got no further than P when I was smashed into the back of the Daimler not once but 3 times as the Range Rover, rendered my 8 ft sports car into a 4 ft Rubic Cube. every colour of that contraption with all its colours were re-enacted but in my case mostly RED. not counting the few brown smudges.
It was only the impact forward and backward that saved my life.
the last thing I remember was the face of an angle staring out of a Car window, and woke up seeing a face of another at the bottom of my bed.
It was 5.30 before I was told that I would live a long and healthy life. if I purchased a more robust motor car.
As soon as I could get out of bed, I looked in my coat pocket the vouchers hadn’t been stolen but what I needed them for, unless I had saved them for the 50 years, to the day and offered them on Ebay under Racing Memorabilia I could expect a pony (£25) instead of the £25,000 about (£200,000) now.
It was 20 years later when I got the full story of what had taken place.on the day of the Cheltenham Champion Hurdle 1961.
As OBrian mingled with his fans entering the course, he was full of apprehension, he knew he had made a mistake offering Rafferty the Gig, every one was telling him to substitute him for one of many great Jockeys without a mount, most of all Bobby Beasley,
Another Flash the 1960 winner had been taken out of the race so, why not and any way you could always offer Rafferty a massive part of the prize money, but I guess that although Rafferty was on the way down, he still had pride and he would have taken that decision badly.
As they entered the Trainers and Owners Bar, Trainer Paddy Sleator was barring his way.
Tommy do yourself a favour give the mount to Bobby, Moss will be a certainty if you do.
What the father figure of Irish Racing was telling him hit home.
Not actually running, but he dashed to find his trainer Treacy,
OK you are right get Bobby Beasley to take over I will handle The Rafferty.
Its to late said Treacy he came down to breakfast this morning already dressed for the race, in the silks. take him off now and you will be seen as the Devil himself. not to mention a meeting not forget the headlines in Sundays papers.
In the parade ring In sure that Rafferty could have felt the massive tension every one was quite. not like the usual, banter before a massive Coup.
Before he mounted Treacy gave him his final instructions.
What ever you do dont follow Albergo.I don’t think it will stay and could fold up 2 jumps out.
During the race Moss Bank was cruising as they came down the hill, 2 hurdles out, Moss Bank was were his jockey was told not to be,
As Albergo crashed out Eberrnezor, the 4/1 well supported English runner was wide of any trouble and as soon as Winter landed he kicked, The instructions given to him by Ryan Price were now being perfectly carried out.
So with Ebernezor following a straight course up the glorious Cheltenham Hill,
Moss Bank was moving towards the tattersall,s running rail.
he must have forfeited 10 lengths, in doing so.
But even now the Irish Cry was deafening, over the last wide apart, it could be seen that there Champion was Flying.
Although he was beaten 3 Lengths at the Winning Post by the time they reached the 50 years old wooden Stewards box 20 yards past , Moss Bank was 5 Lengths in front.
They still had a party, there would still be many other crak,s and coups, to come more, golden opportunities, but deep in The Coalmans heart he new he had let the big one slip.
Moss Bank showed his class recovering all there loss,s when ridden by Aussie Bill Williamson by winning the Ascot Queen Alexandre Stakes,
Unfortunately our Brummie was left out of the plot. and was in the families little betting shop. at Selly Oak.
So ended a dream with all the actors, taking as much out of the episode as they wished.
OBrien was to die very young (50) when overturning a heavy duty plant vehicle, crushed to death,
Hales, Rodgers, Woolf and of course Ronnie Cummins all passed to the Big Casino in the sky. I guess even Moss Bank is no longer with us,
me I still keep fiddling along, It was this event that made me give up the word Gamble although Gambling is still my Bread and Butter.
What I took out if the episode was not to lever eave anything to chance..in future.
A funny thing occurred 50 years after the day in question.
I was a member of the Midland Bookmakers Association when a revolutionary policy was adopted where all racecourse Bookmakers could in future sell the pitches, on the open market.
There was one clause to this No women could be granted pitches in the first place. a complete breach of Womens right.
In all of the country there was only 2 Women that would be affected.
Mrs Redfurn from Devon and Cornwall.
Angela Marlow Liverpool
Mrs Redfurn collecting over a £million for her husbands No 1 Pitches at all West of England courses.
at the sale Mr Redfurn gave me a little Kiss, although she was about 85, the furteh Kiss form her daughter was long over due.
As for the bet.
remember you can always make a good bet BETTER.
Fortunately the game now allows individuals to trade for win or lose. on there own computer, so the bet would have been conducted differently Cubone wouldn’t have cared if Moss Bank won or lost,
The £400 to win £26,400 would have become
at least £10,000 win or lose without being pushed and shoved, at the Festival of Sport although who would miss
Two pots of Jelled Eels. and a rendering of Whisky in the Jar by some U2 Band.
Cubone. The End.