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Rose and the Mouse Final Chapter

As the both teams of legal advisors,approuched Judge Peneton had taken off his wigg, he spoke to them no longer officialy but like work colleges.

I am very concerned about this case, I will be spending all the week end, taking advice, it may mean a conversation with the Lord Chief Justice.

For honesty,s sake we nead to allow the boy to speak,by what ever means available, however there may be ethical or legal restraints, Im not sure.at present.

Jays advisors were adamant that it was unlawful. and would only result in an appeal.
The spokesmen for the trust, was certain that the young man. had the same right as anyone to give evidence.

Right, I wish the case to go ahead. and will allow fresh witnesses,s to challenge Christopher,s evidence.
I am concerned as to the young mans state of health would he stand up to a full day.
And will the Defence team make sure that he is safe over the week end.

The week end was an explosion of email, and telephone,calls both teams wanted there experts.and were prepared to pay for them.
Private jets, were bringing in professors, even a psychiatrist, The Head of the Washington Hospital were Christopher had showed his improvement.was flown in on sunday.

There was no way that the Prosecution team was going to allow this case to slip, there was to much at stake, and also there were serious consequences,

Monday morning the court room was full. a newspaper reporter from all the main broad sheets.

Sitting next to the Wooton Trust,s team was Christopher. infront of him was his computor, his right hand placed firmly on his little sky blue mouse.

Please Rise, the case Wooten Trust v Westron.
Judge Sir Peneton presiding.

Good morning this case has reached a delecate stage, what is at stake is an ancient trust, a Deads mans Wishes. what the prosecution has to prove behond any shadow of doubt, that the wishes were not lawfull.
On friday, I took a stance that was outside of any, in my experiance, in that I allowed a fresh witness, to give evidence, using a computor, the reason being that the witness, suffered a very acute brain injury at birth and can not speak,and is kept alive by technolodgy.
I have consulted the Chief Justice of Great Britian and been given his backing for my stance.

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2 Fresh expert witness,s will be allowed, however the statement made by the witness, Christopher Hays in the last Bundle 179 AF is to be struck out. (this was the statement of Murder)

I will call witness for the Defence,
Professor, Hainsley McDonald of Washington.

“I have been studying Traumatic Brain Injury.for 25 years.
Brain Damage may occur due to a wide range of conditions, Illnesss, Injuries, or in this case Iatrogenesis. brought about by lack of oxegoun during birth.”
Jays QC , how bad was Christopher Hays affected by his injury. “He had died, at birth and his brain almost completly affected” but was saved..
What part of the brain was effected, by the traumatic event.
“Almost total. except for about 20%.”
So you are saying that his functions, were lost. but for a minor portion.

The professor was having non of it.
“Since Christopher was born, we have made giant steps in understanding the brain, and what can be achieved now”.
“I wrote a book years ago called
Brain Dead in Persistant Vegetive State.
When Christopher was born he was 80% brain dead. and remained in that state for several years.
However his father must have been one very clever man, as by giving the boy, lots of activity visual and sound,resulted in the part of the brain not damaged, to servive,and in fact strenthen.”

And what part of the brain is this.

“It is the Hippocampus, which stores memory.
“We at Washington have seen massive improvement, in Chistopher so we belave that he will be able in time to use a computor to fulfil a worthwhile existance.”

Jay QC realised that he was losing the fight, and a halt to the Professors, evidence.took place.

The next expert was Jays.all the way from South Africa.

He came with glowing reports, and had more letters after his name than, the Duke of Wellington.
It was clear that he had travelled a long way to damp down, the boys ability to do anything.
He seemed to do a good job for the presecutuion, in his oppinion the young mans evedence would be worthless.

Once again Christopher was called to contribute. a new lady teller had been placed in front of the Judge, with her own Computor, to read.

Once again Christopher took the oath.
This time a Bible was placed in his left hand and held there.

It was now 3.30 and the young man was tired, he seemed distant and unresponsive, a smile appeared on the prosecutions faces.
there QC had given him a battering.

This Defence gave Christopher every chance to recover.

Once again the judge asked a few questions before summing up.
Do you remember you father Christian.
“Yes I loved him.and miss him”. two of the femails on the jury began to cry.
What type of games do you play on the computor,
I like Flower Frenzy the judge must have googled the game and must have seen it was a childs game however before he had chance to respond, Christopher said
I like to play.
checkers, but I hope to play chess.one day.
The case was lost.there and then, the Judge convinced of the witnesses worth.

But the judge had also heard something on friday that he wasnt going to let slip.

Can you tell me why you do not like you Step Mother.

“She is cruel and wicked.”
why do you say this.
“Every time she came into my room alone she would hit my fingers with a long piece of wood.”

Once again the prosecution tried to interject. but the Judge was having non of it.

Never before in a court of law has a Judge left his position, under the crown. in this case it is exactly what happened.
Walking from above he strole to Christophers position and held his right hand and looked carefully. at his little finger.
It was clear that it was deformed, and although he could not know for certain. what had caused the deformity, he had heard enough.

“I am not satisfied that the prosecution has proven there case and I dismiss the charge.agaainst the Wooton Trust.

I also wish to say that there has been some disturbing evendence given during the case.
And I intend to pass on a report to the Crown Prosecution Service.

Withing a month, the police arrested Lady Janet and at the same time had her husbands body exhumed.

The sensation was that the coffin contained no body.

At present,
We are awaiting the trial. of Lady Janet Haye on a charge of Perverting the Course of Justice, Perjury, and Assult of Christopher.

There may be more charges if and when the Body of her Husband is detected.

END

Chapter 5.

An ambulance was called at once along with the family doctor,
The first to arrive was Doctor Hayes, a friend of Douglas,s within a very short examination
a possible Heart Attack was pronounced.it had stopped and nothing could be done.

Lady Jay was next to arrive, with Tim, they had been staying in London for the night.without the knoledge of her husband.

Jay went into over drive a dutyfull distraught widow, even fainting, to great effect, so much so that she received an injection from Dr Hayes, allowing her to overcome such a great shock with the minimum of disstress.
Within a few hours of his death, and with Jay asleep, the body was removed for an autopsy. who gave these instructions it was never established, but he was a top Pathologist.

Death by Myocardial Infarction. this gave the ok for the familys funeral instructions.
a satisfied, Jay was now in charge,she beleaved that it was Douglas,s wishes that he wanted a cremation and a quite family funeral.

This seemed to be in order until a telephone call from a company executive, demanding that the company, solicitor be notified of all. proceedings,
It appeared that Douglas was still in charge from behond the grave.not yet dug.
Douglas was to be berried in a small churchyard less than 100 yards from his first home in Balsall Heath, next to his Mother and Marie his first wife.

Jay demanded to be given power, over these proceedings she stated the last thing Douglas would want would be berried in a tip.this however was overriden, by a quick instruction from her late husbands solicitor.delivered by hand.

There would be no messing with CINTONS Solicitors to the High and Mighty and good enough for Aungus.
Jay had had dealings with Cintons before, in fact they had organised the sale, of all her familys fixtures and fittings to satify family debts, to Ladbrokes the countrys leading Bookmakers in lue of her Grandfathers bets..
Once again she took to her bed, this time more real, she was worried. inwardly fuming.

The funeral. not becoming, of a leader of commerce and certainly not in the style, of the house of an Earl. she certainly wasnt going to wear her new fur coat. in a Brum Slum. she stated.

The berrial was in a plot next to scores of broken down head stones, only the one were Douglas,s Mother and Wife lay was untouched, it was apparent that the church warder had been given more than his duty to perform, the grass was emaculate. the headstone, an 8ft Angel stood surrounded by Rose,s and these were not specifically for the new Funeral taking place this day but an obvious agreement.from the past.

Jay and her family, couldnt get away fast enough, she was after only one thing and that was
The Last Will and Testiment.and then settle down in the Hall.
It was inevitable that one day she would regain the status, she deserved.

It was over 3 weeks before the Last Will and Testiment was read, at the office of Douglas,s Solicitor.

There were more than Jay and her father present, there must have been a dozen, 3 of Douglas,s close confidants
His secretary, his Accountant, and an ex friend and minor partner, in his vast buisness.

Welcome to the Reading the wishes, of the late Douglas Haye of Wotten Hall, Henley in Arden, in the County of Warwickshire.
Douglas.s holdings both monetary.stocks, shares and lands amount to

£51,000,000

There was an audable gasp. it was sometime before the Solicitor, continued, if he had been an actor, the timing would have been perfect. for it allowed other actors, to get there breath,

Even Douglas,s friend seemed stunned. they all knew that he had worked for over 35 years non stop. they also knew that he had purchased vast stock, in blue chip companies. but 51 Million.
My GOD. only a lip reader would have grasped the rest of the sentence that slithered out of Jays mouth.

Firstly. I will discuss, buisness grants and gifts.
To his secretary, Fay, a gift of. .
£5,000 a year for 20 years, she will also retain a job with the company at executive level as long as the company exists. I would wish to say sorry. tears began to flow, from the secretary. it was assumed that Douglas would marry Fay one day and the gift was to say sorry, for his error.in perhaps marrying Jay.
My friend, Malcolm Nichols, will receive 200 Shares in the Holding Company, with a gauranteed sale price of £45 a Share, minimum.

Further instructions will be in paper 2x

I will now discuss Angus,s personel wishes as to his family.
As he only has his Wife Janet, and his beloved Son Christopher.to protect his wishes are as follows.

Janet, or Jay, a she likes to be called will.

be allowed to remain in the Hall, at Wooton, for all her life on a peppercorn rent, she will be a tenant, the property owned by the estate.
She will receive, an anuall amount of £40,000 a year, all outgoings will be paid by the trust fund,
She will receive a company car, at a maximum, of £15,000 a year, and I would hope that the car was a Jaguar, as that company, requires all the backing, from those who have benifited from the hard work, of Birmingham Skill.
This was a direct slant at Jay she was a Ferrari Girl in her own mind, and told every one who would listen that she wouldnt be seen dead in a Jag. Douglas was turning the knife.
She couldnt stop herself reactings.

“This is a Disgrace”

No maddam this is the Last Will and Testiment” of a wonderfull Individual. replied, the solicitor.

We now come to the main assets, of the Company, all though, they are in the Trust Fund, they are owned by Christopher Haye.
During his life time.
On his death it is Douglas,s wishes that the Trust will run the buisness for charities, discussed in para 2.

This time, Jay screemed abuse. like an American Banshee.

You will have to be Quite Lady Janet or I will call an end to this meeting.

I will finish. with instructions to Those in charge of the “TRUST FUND”

Doulgas gave firm instructions that he never wished to put Christopher, through any more pain and distress,through his sad life however, it will be the duty of the trust to leave no stone unturned in an effort to improve the life of the lad. even if it means sending him to the necesary centres of excellence, like
Harvard in the USA or Moscow,University, who I know are at the forefront in the necesarry technolodgy required.for his improvement.

There is to be a meeting of the Trust Fund with the company Secretary, to discuss were the Company stands and how it should evolve.

So Ends the Last Will and Testiment of Douglas Haye.

Jade could not get out of the room, fast enough, she was fumming.

Heir to a £51 million estate, and a house, that is not hers, on Rent, a crap car, and a job as Bottle Washer for a imbocele.

So what a £800 a week, what could I do on that, ??? wouldnt even pay my clothing bill.

That evening with only alone with Tim, her lover. and Christophers in the house she, walked to the front door, and threw the old Blue Window Box from outside, into a rubish tip.
She then entered Augus,s Office and smacked Christopher on his fingers, squealing with delight.

“They may think that you are in charge but we will see”

For the next 12 months, Jay borrowed funds from any friend she could find to challenge the Wiil however no courts like to overturn trust Funds and she had no luck in her endevours,
The members of the Trust realised a danger. as regards Christopher and had shipped him to the United States, to the Unversity of Washingtons Department of Rehabilitation specialising in the Brain.injuries.

It was as if Christopher was forgot in the UK, but with the financial might of the Wooten Trust. he was receiving the very best treatment available.

In fact it had been established that a small part of his brain had always been functioning,
The part that stores memorie.
Although he could not talk or walk and required feeding, introversly he had in the one part of his brain, a store of information ready to be released but how could he do that. ???

He was graduly improving he now had a small action in his right hand, and could touch his lovely little mouse, this in turn activated the colours of an early learning computor game, he was enjoying some little function. he seamed happy for the first time in his life.

Unknown to Christopher however was a development in the Jay Fight to break the power of the Wooton Trust.

For the next 3 years several court apperance took place. even the Trust were worried.

If Jay received the power she craved it could mean the end of the company.

On August, the 21st 2004, the final days of a 7 day legal fight was about to reach its finality.

Although Christopher had been part of the Trust fight it was not in his interest to be there in person, all the information as to his well being had been aired. by specialists for and against.
The Jays Legal Team had painted him a brian dead, fool. with no worthwhile life.
The Trust, a poor unfortunate individual, loved by his father,

With the final day aprouching, a request by the Trust, to allow Christopher to attend the ruling. there argument was that he had a vast interest in the matter.
After careful thought and an oppinion sort from Jay.
her responce was Let the fool attend, they are only trying to gain sympathy.

At 2.30 Judge, Sir David Peneton made an historic statement.

During this week i have received, a few emails from an interested, party, in this case, it will probably be seen as unethical by some, for me to take head of such interferance, however, I have decided to call a final witness.myself.
I call Christopher Haye.
The room was stunned in the back of the room Christopher had been wheeled into the court. attached to the ussual apperatus, of tubes and monitors.

The solicitors, were stunned, an objection was raised by Jays Legal Advosors, but quicky overruled.

Once Christopher was in place a Computor, was linked to those being used by both Baristers for and against, and most of all the Judge.
People from other rooms began to fill court 2,

The Judge made his anouncement,
Christopher are you in sound mind and are you in a position to take the oath.

For over 2 minutes the right hand of Christopher moved as if by a robot, feeling towards the Mouse.
nothing occured and the Judge repeated kindly
Christopher, can you state your name and read the oath, that is on the screen in front of you.

Cristopher Hays aged 21 years.

I SWEAR BY ALMIGHT GOD THAT THE EVIDENCE THAT I SHALL GIVE WILL BE THE TRUTH THE WHOLE TRUTH AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH.

Objection he has not touched the bible. your Honour,

The Judge was dismisive, Usher can you try to get Christopher to just touch the Good Book.

And turning to Jays barister, he shouted when has there been any hinderence of the truth. that could not be overcome.

For the benifit of the court, the usher will read out what Christopher has stated on his computor.

A further objection this is completly unethical. how do we know that the statements are not produced on tape.

How do we know they are the Lads, thoughts.

You will have very opportunity to question the witness in due course.

A struggle took place at the courts door. reporters from major news news papers were interested in the outcome.

The witness, is prepared to answer any questions.

Barister for the defence was easy on Christopher any time they noticed distress, they backed of.

The next up was James Brown QC. and known as a Rockvieler at the best of times, he was Jays advisor. and head of there team.

His whole case revolved arround this new Witness,

He wasnt allowing Christopher a moment to spare,making his evedence appear to be a trick an act, a stunt.
Christopher was not convincing any of the jury other than the femails who were sympathetic.

Any other questions.
The Judge was not so sympothetic to QC Brown.

Christopher can I ask you a few questions,
Where you happy at Wooton Hall.
Yes. until Lady Jane Came. there was a futher objection that the Teller was adding feel and not just reading the statements out.
The Judge this time agreed.
Just read it out as it is read. Teller.
Why didnt you like Lady Jane.
She Hit my Knuckles with a long piece of wood.

Every one in the room looked towards Jay.

What else did she do.
SHE MURDERED MY FATHER..

Bang the Room was in chaos.

Objections Objection…
The Judge called the court to order. 4 reporters smashed there way to the door, with mobiles already in there ears.

The Judge called every one to be quite…I intend to call it a day. and will extend this case until 10.0 Monday I want both teams, in my study at once.

Final Chapter Saturday Night.

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Rose and the Mouse chapter 4

Although in his late 50,s Douglas soon got back a little colour, and although he spent more time in the Pursers office phoning his home he still entered a little sea shinangians, as he had one of the most prestigeous cabins, on the ship, it wasnt long before his name was added to the guest list on the Captains table.
Introductions were in order, and oppersite him was a natural beuty, every one refered to her as Lady Jay, although her name appeared to be Janet.
Next to her was her father the right honerable, Lord Westrean, what a coincident, his family once owned most of Henly in Arden, now owned by Douglas, however the earls ancestors had all been compulsive Gamblers and by the time it came to his tern to dip in the gravy the saucer was dry.all he had left was his good name.

Lordy and his daughter had chips on there shouders, bigger than stonehenge.

Although they had never met, they knew of him, and in there eyes he was a Nouvo Rich and hated for it.
On the other hand they were not below, claiming there rightful place in history, back again by a little inter marrying.
Just one or two generations and the blood, from the slums of Birningham could be swilled out.

There is no doubt that once it was known that Douglas owned property in Lapworth, and Stratford Upon Avon. also, Lady Jay, had here sights set.on him.
Even his age was no barrier. after all she was in her late, 30,s and was still on the mantle piece.

Douglas was smitten, after years of just sitting alone in his office, he was happy again.

No time for courting, Jay made sure of that, he was in her cabin by 11.0 and in full copulation by 15 minutes past.
The 4 weeks, were a blur for Douglas, an electric romance. if she had, had her way, the church belles would have been ringing, as they hopped of the plane.
The big house, was nothing new to Lady Jay, and although she was acting, the wonderful guest, she was internally, thinking what improvements she could make.

Douglas was in love, he never even touched the Window Box on his arrival, and that had been his custom ever since he moved there..

He did go straight to his office,however and kiss Christopher.
Jay seemed to say all the right things, when seeing the lad,
Isnt he Handsome. Douglas.
Christopher, just gazing into space,

“How has he been”, Tim. The Boys, helper, was quick to respond,
“Wonderfull, Sir, he is very content.but I am sure he missed you”.

Tim a fully trained doctor, seemed more interested in Jays ample bosem. and Jay new it.

The wedding, even in the shotgun times had never taken place so quickly.
Lady Jay taking over every thing, the costing the guest lists and table placements, you would have thought that Douglas suffered with high blood preasure.

Douglas, in a daze, still spent hours with his boy, but as soon as buisness, concluded he was out with his forthcomming bride, visiting, her relations, and friends.

Within 3 months of the cruise,
Douglas, and Lady Jay, Married at Wooten Hall, one of her familys old homes.

There was a problem unknown to Douglas, and that was Lady Jay suffered from a Narsasstic Personality Disorder. she actaully not only beleaved that she had a right to the wealth of Douglas, she actually beleaved that it was hers, by right.
She also never loved Douglas from day one, it was as if, it was a game. and she was going to win at all costs. she was also a very nasty, Narsasstic.
The first development was when talking to Christopher alone.
The lad had dribbled, down his bib, and she was less than pleased,
“You stupid Ugly Wretch, If I had my way you would be put down”

The only other person in the room Tim, who happened to be as smitten as his master Douglas.said nothing.

This attitude, towards Chistopher evolved all though the first year, of her marrage, in the second, year, Lady Jay had started a torrid affair with Tim. all under the sight of Christopher, who seemed oblivious, Jay seemed to relish, making love to a worker. in full site of the Boy, this showed her attitude to her new husband and his family.

One day whilst discussing legal rights in the marrage, with here Husband, an accident or untimley death was raised. had he written a Will.
When Christophers rights were mentioned she almost had a fit, unable to control her hate, and detest, of the lad, she showed her cards.

Douglas was astounded.

Lady Jay realised that she had gone to far and moved back away, from the arguement, oppologising for her outburst.

Douglas was worried,,

Once again, as soon as the master of the house was away, Jay and her lover Tim, took over the house, parties,

Once alone taking Tim by the hand, Jay. told him that there was millions of pounds, at stake and she intended to get, it, there are two people in the way.

I want you to keep a diary, proving that Christopher is in permanent pain, and the continuation of his life is not in his interest.once we get rid of Douglas the rest is a formality..
Tim was shocked.
You know it makes scence he is old and we are young, we can own all this,
Jay was still very hateful to Christopher smacking his fingers. with a wodden ruler. the only thing he seemed pleased to see is the little mouse, on his desk, he spent most of the day covering it with his hand, Jay loved nothing better than hitting the hand as some sort of game.
No pain was shown by the Lad but it was obvious that he was distressed.

That evening after only 18 months of marrage, Douglas informed his wife, that he was not happy. with the situation, a drastic mistake had taken place, and he inteneded to seek advice.

The next morning, as Douglas lay, in his bed. he was raised by his secretary, after all he was late. and had a meeting at 10.0

The secretary attempted to call him again. with no affect.

Douglas was Dead.

Chapter 5.

Rose and the Mouse.

Lying on a bed, alone, a young man neaded inspiration, where could it come from, he had dreamed, prayed, wished, for years, in fact, his bed was the only place that he was anywere near, to happiness.
The bed was dirty, the sheets were on the floor, on top of him was a large brown overcoat.
The coat, double lined was made for an officer and gentleman, to keep him warm at the Somme, but what wasnt expected was that it would one day be home to a family of fleas,
Douglas, had gone past, showing concern about fleas.. the temperature, was now above 40,s he felt comfortable. the warmest he had been for months,

He was gazing through the single window, of a one room flat. it had been his mothers during the war.
He had lived in the flat alone for over 2 years, all he seemed to do was sleep, work, and dream. of a better life. he had left school at 14 under the care of Doctor Banardos, and made is way back to his home town.
He remembered his mother and her wish for a better start in life for him, than the one she carved out for herself.
“Work Hard and never lose the Dream”

In his case the dream would normally be, for something to eat, but not today he was going much further past his stomach. he was dreaming his mothers dreams.
Of a family, nice cloths, money in the bank, loving children,and food a plenty.dreams held by many in the 40/50s, but fullfilled by less.

As he looked out of the window, he could see, flowers, from a wooden window box. and a blue sky, just a lovely clear blue sky, that is free for all, the flowers, had been bedded 20 years before. and every season they did what nature required of them, forcing there way past, much stronger, and enduring weeds, to reach the sky.

One day this room had been part of a nice well maintained house,, and during its, heyday they had built solid window boxes, containing all sorts of flowers, most had died off smothered by weeds and lack of care.
And although the box, hadnt been cultivated for years, a few Rose,s had won the annual battle and survived.
As he jumped out of the bed, his eye line took his gaze to the street, below, no longer blue skys and flowers, but the dustbins and a tip. brought about by years of neglect.the only Rosies seen there would come out, a little later after the Red Lion, had shut its doors and let the drunks congregate amongst them.

Back on the bed his thoughts began to drift back a few years, to when the first WW2 bombs had fallen on Birmingham, his mother became convinced that because she lived in close proximity to a munition works, it was inevitable that her son would be evacuated.and she was right.
It had all seemed so exiting, his first train ride,he was even part of a trial evacuation, the bombing, never happened, however on the 22nd of November they had the night of Fear, hundreds of Bombs fell on the city. within a few days, Douglas his mother, grandfather and an uncle, stood at Moore Street Station to watch there boy, in Blazer, paper bag, in hand sandwiches, a brand new cap.. and round his neck, a card with all his details. depart to mid Wales.
A young Lad of 5 could go no further than 350 Miles, it might as well have been on the moon.
At a later time when ever asked about his Evacuation in Wales, Douglas would act dumb, if lucky he may have told you, that he was brought back, 3 years later to see his mother, who was very ill, but two days to late, to see her or the funeral. and if on agood night, he may have mentioned his second most upsetting event that was when the uncle who had promised him that “You will always have me to look after you” happened to be formen in chief, at the Birmingham Small Arms Division, Small Heath,, along with 250 of the wives, mothers and sisters, of Brum, who were on the wrong end.of a stray bomb falling on the corner of the 4 story factory, demolishing all there dreams along with Douglas,s last hope.when the whole buiding collapsed.

Why was it that he couldnt make ends meet, even at 17 he was a hard worker, he was even willing to work, more than, what was expected of him. but after every week, there was never anything left.to show for the work.

He had no one, even his grand father who had taken him to the evacuation train, was missing ,presumed. dead. and his little house remembered fondly by the lad,, now a prosperous second hand car lot.

But it was the flower that had given the Lad insperation,it neaded help, just like he did. and although he was no gardener, it seemed that this Rose, was the one that required help.the most.

Opening the window was a battle royal and for a moment, anyone with a weak disposition would have just. carried on with there mundane, life, but no Douglas was inspired.

The dirt in the flower box, was as hard as a brick, and yet the weeds had found it so easy to servive, yet this one flower, had struggled, managed, every year unnoticed by the young lad.and done it.

Its a pitty that the boy had never been religeous for I am sure he would have found, some solace from the new testiment.if he had known were to look, there had been a bible in the room but it had disapeared with his mother.
All he knew was that he could help a little, the first time he had ever been called upon to help. anything, so with a table fork, he tore at the weeds removing every one,of them, including there roots, the only time he doubted his course of action was when his finger was ripped to threads. not by the weeds but the very flower that he was trying to protect.

As soon as he had completed his task he got ready for work and although he was over an hour to early for his job, as cleaner, in the meat market., he seemed born again, he wanted to be early, skipping not sauntering.
In fact Douglas would never saunter again.

Chapter 2.

I doubt that the day went any different to any other. but in Douglas,s mind it was different, he certainly worked harder, no extra wages he was working for fun, anyone watching him. or if there had been a time and motion expert there they would have said
“Are you crackers Douglas”

Why work harder than nesesary for the same wages, dont make scence.
But the Lad had become a workaholic

It must have been a month before he achieved his breakthough, less than a week before xmas.
“Dougie can you get up early in the morning”
The lad was surprised by the question, but quick with his reply,” I can get up at any time I dont nead much sleep. and certainly if I am going to earn something”.

“Right then, you get up at 4.0 on Saturday and go to the Market Office, I will be there and tell you what to do”.

He was up even before the Lark,

“Morning Douglas, in a moment, the Council in charge of the Birmingham Market Stalls, will carry out a draw for sights, just put this paper in the bag with your name on it and I will do the rest”.
The draw was for the premiur pitches along, the Bull Ring, the most prestigeous, just above some steps leading into the indoor market. punters coming from the market would be right on top of pitch number one,
The numbers would then go down the hill towards the Church of St Martins

After about 1/2 an hour the draw commenced,

Douglas had drawn pitch number 2. and for his troubles he received £35. a tremendous amount,

“Thank you very much. for your effort, have you ever worked a market. Lad.??”

Of course the answer was no, he had done nothing else other than clean up the blood and guts, of Cowes Pigs and Sheep.
“Tell you what come ,on saturday and I will give you some stock to graft”.

What stock ???

“Well I will work number two pitch, but you can work the number 32, the one I have drawn.”
Douglas was surprised but exited.

“Look lad there is nothing to it, I will get you £50 worth of Balloons, I will also surply the FLASH.”

What he ment by Flash was the prop, that all balloon sellers display. gives the impression that all the balloon are jumbo in size.when they are not.
“You sell the others at half a dozen for a Shilling,
If you sell out you will take over a £100. Give me £60 back for the stock and you will have earned
£40.”
“All you have to do is call out.”
“Get your xmas Balloons The harder you blow the bigger they Go”
Douglas was shy at the best of times, but it wasnt long before he got the gist.

“All Amercian Jaz, the harder you blow the bigger they go”
He was sold out before dinner time,

The Market Grafter was amazed by the Lads grafting ability, for someone so young he had what was neaded to make it in the Market Game.and certainly waisted sweeping floors.

He was leaning every day, he had picked up a little backslang, and although the slang,was ussually found in the betting profeshion, it was also common for Butchers, and there staff, to converse in such a way.
Douglas was comming out of his shell, he loved the market game.
Every sort of goods grafted, Silk Stockings, Handkerchiefs, even a man called Jimmy Poppit, who had little balls that could be popped together to make a bracelet or neck chain, 1 ft long or any lenth required. by now Douglas had given up his cleaning job and was a fully fledged grafter.
One day he won his spurs, he was grafting right down the line selling Handkerchiefs,

“Ramp Stamped and made in Ireland” not one of his best days, it wasnt his speal, just not a good day. it was damp, and cold, and the crowd sparse.

Right on the end of the line, was Doctor Foster, he was an escentic, not well known in the midlands, but had travelled down from Bradford.
Called Doctor, he only ever grafted, medicens and potions, the problem was that he was flounting the law, illegal to promote yourself as a doctor, and that doesnt count all the by laws he was breaking.
This day he was selling lozengers out of a 2 ft jar,. the tiny man was standing above all the other grafters in the line on a wodden stool,his speal was nothing if not brilliant.

Cough, Cough, Splutter, Spit, It was a great day for him every one of the punters in the vercinty must have had a cold,
In his hand was a plastic head, and the Doc was pointing to the throut, “this is were your tonzells are.” as if any one neaded telling.
My Lozengers, will attack any virus, or germ, at once,
6 pence a packet,
He was doing brilliantly, hand over fist he could hardly. fill the packets fast enough.
Gather round, Cough Splutter, thank you sir or madam.
Douglas was choked that he himself hadnt sold one handkerchief, but at the same time astounded by the trade, his next door grafter was doing.
It was then that a funny thing occured, and was picked up by the lad at once. a policeman was seen, aprouching his position,
Down went the Doctor,moving his equipment, behind Douglas,s box, and disapeared.
After the copper had gone he reapeared, as if by magic.

It was clear that he was petrified, of the police,
Douglas was still failing to exite, those with a runny noes, he was wishing he had some lozengers,himself,
Sniff, Cough, off the Doctor went again, picking up were he had left off.
It was then that Douglas pulled the first of his trading strokes, nothing serious or illegal, but still a stroke.

In the distance, he could see, the original Policemen. still hovering about, and the Doctor looking every were between his trading.

“DOC Its ON YA” Douglas Shouted.
Taken by storm, the Quack. picked up his takings, and off he ran towards, New Street Station. Douglas never took his eyes off the man until he disapeared.

He had left his “Head” the prop and a half full Jar of Lozengers. ,

Nothing happened for a while,

The young lad had become a chancer. and had moved from a shy little floor sweeper, to a clever grafter, it was an amazing transformation..

Moving one site down, Douglas began to graft, Cough, Splutter, Spit,
get rid of your coughs and colds, with my specially made lozengers,
The rest of the afternoon, he was non stop. selling almost all in the jar, he even sold several packets of handerchiefs,
The stroke, if thats what you should call it is still mentioned in market folk law, and the lad was a hero. in the passageways and shop fronts, used by todays flyers,
Even Carlas, the Birmingham Escapolodist, knew him by name, Douglas, had become a known face.

In his turn, the lad became an expert, of knowing what to graft, and at what price to pitch the goods,
It was enevitable also that he would move up to wholesale, using any up and comming new kids on the block. to graft his goods.
By the time he was 20. he had his own, retail goods establishement.
At 30 he was a very wealthy, trader. tireless. he worked every minute of the day, no longer in the little flat, he had gone to a better part of Brum. when he moved. he left every thing there even a new, bed that he had purchased with his first little touch. he had certainly disgaurded the over coat.
Every thing except, the Window Box, that found its way to the datached 4 bedroom home.

Still not married he used to say there will be plenty of time for that, when he had made his first million.
,
Still a little shy, but once started he could converse, on any subject, having learned from the many books that he had purchased. and read.

The Window Box, was in a prominant, position by his front door, still only one rose, but the dirt had been replaced with only the very best soil.

Douglas never braged about his success, and when ever he held a dinner party, for his buisness, coleuges, they had to prompt, him to discuss the pit falls and ups and downs of life.

He never forgot his mother,however and Douglas had taken a black and white photo of her when free from pain, and had it copied in oil. and placed in a prominent position in his lounge there was never a day, that he looked up at her and smiled.

It was on his 40th Birthday that Douglas, fell in love, and not surpisingly. the girl was from a poor background, and more so, the same colour and stature of his late mother.,dark complexion brown eyes.

At the same time he was not going undetected, quite a few mothers of his buisness coleages, were ignoring his age, and had him rubber stamped for there daughters,
However true to his word, there was only one love in his life and that was Marie,

The girl was almost 16 years younger, although Douglas held his age well.

They were married. in St Martins Church just a few yards down form his Doctor Foster escapade.

But that was in the past, he had even moved again, and lived at Stratford upon Avon in in an old ansestral home, his dream of Home, Family, and Food a plenty, was lacking just one, requirment Family,
Marie hadnt for the want of trying, conceived, and by the time Douglas had reached, 45, there was a little concern.not when but if.
Emajine the happyness when his wife anounced not only that she was pregnant, but they had been told it was going to be a son and heir.
All the trimmings, of a joyess occasion, were in place, the 15 bedroom, home done out as it would have been, when owned by the late Earl, Dudley,

The boys bedroom had every thing a lords child, would require rocking horses the lot. no Soldiers, Overcoat, to keep this lad warm, and although Douglas was quick to tell anyone listening that he was from the Slums of Brum, he was wealthy and very few resented the fact.

Douglas was now in to property speculation not only in the midlands but abroad, there was nothing to stop his mothers son, or her sons son.

The first inkling that something could be amiss, was in the hospital.Douglas was asked to leave the room,
The birth had gone perfectly, however the boy a large 8 lb was breached, and his frail mother was struggling, even with a father who could buy and sell, anything, and with the midlands leading gynocologist in charge, of the vivisection.
Marie Died, leaving a distressed child and a distraught father. alone.

Chapter 3

For days Douglas lay in his bedroom heavly sedated, when awake, inconsolable, he had lost the only real love of his life, even the funeral had been conducted, without his pressence, Marie,s Parents, who had dreamed of better things for there only child conducted, themselves with great dignity.

It was over a month before Douglas ussually a very strong individual, began to recover. all close friends, in these type of circumstances, are ready to gather round offering condolences and wishes, however this was different, every one was running a mile, as if petrified, to see him,
everone was hoping that the inevitable question would never be asked.

How is the baby.???

Ever since being plucked from his mothers, broken body. tests had been conducted, during the moments, of pure panic, the child had been denied sufficient oxegon. and was in a very serious plight 2 of the countrys, leading pediatricions, had been present, , in fact Professor, Maxwell, Stone, the countries expert in the field, had given all his time free, 0ne of the reasons may well have been that there had been neglegance in the timing of the mothers emergancy caesarean.
Oxygen starvation had occured.

How on earth would father take this disastrous blow, his son 8lb and perfect in every other way except a possibility of sevear Cerebrial Palsy,

The day that Douglas arrived to see Mr Stone, was heart rendering, not one to beat about the bush, the Professor went right to the point.

Your son suffered a Traumatic Brain Injury at birth and it is a mirracle that he survived.

As father son. and were reunited, you would have thought, the baby was perfect in every way, only the tubes, and monitors, would have created any doubt as to his well being.

Douglas spent, every moment of his days, reading, consulting, all the known experts,, every penny that he had accumalated would be available money is nothing, in cases like this, “I wont let you down Marie”

It was a wonderful day when the boy was christened, Christopher Adam, and although he wasnt allowed out of the hospital, the vicar, who had conducted the wedding, arranged the service in the Hospital Church

When the time came for Christopher to come home, The old Window Box, was painted blue, and the flowers, had been added to, there were scores of well wishers, present, Douglas would never, except that he was other than a wonderful healthy baby. the main office were Douglas would do all his multy global trading, had been refitted, so that Christopher was within arms lenth, of his father,at all times.
A full time Pedeatric Nurse on call every moment, all the ussual boys, colours and designs covered the walls. it was like a massive, play room, the child would want for nothing, however the one thing that father prayed for every day,was not available, natural breathing,and a normal life.

The synopsis was poor, he would never walk or talk, in fact breathing was his only concern. trips all round the world to leading pedeatric centres, Boston, even Moscow, proved frueteless. and by the time he was 10. there had been no improvement in his condition.

The teddy bears, had been replaced with, star war characters, but still it was not certain that Christopher could destinguish between the two.,
Douglas, had decided to refit his Office, bringing it up to date, with, technolodgy. monitors, lap tops, vidio links, all the works, important for a leader of commerce, and perhaps good fun. and visual for the boy.even on line conferences, were conducted in the boys presence.
And classical music, on tap.
Christopher spent several hours a day,in a chair, next to his father, surrounded by breathing apparatus, but in front of him, his father had reproduced every similar piece, of his equipment, for the boy even if he was never to use it, at least it was there for him.

What had occured though was that Douglas had become a complete introvert, it was years since he had set foot outside his home, although he was still making fortunes, in property development, stocks and shares, his holdings were so far spread, that only the master new were and what equity he held.

On Christophers 16th Birthday, a new development, an improvement in after care for his brain disorder, allowed him to sit, at a chair, facing his computor, screen, in fact there had been a very slight movement, in the boys little finger in his right hand,
More tests took place, but non of the worlds leading experts on the brain. could see, the sigificance.
No one seemed to even notice that the boy was touching the little mouse. as if trying to comunicate.

It was at this stage that Douglas bowed to the years of advice, and decided that unless he got a little time, away from his office, and the sad plight of Christopher, his own health would deteriate,

His secretary, convinced him that the boy, would be in good hands whilst he was away, and helped him arrange a 4 week fly/cruise. arround the Carabean. apprehensive, he decided to go.

First Crack at Fiction.

How Difficult would it be to write a Fictional Tale with a Racing Theme.
Before you answer me I will just have a crack and see If I can hold your attention for 10 chapters.
Please dont hesitate to knock me down, or build me up. honestly. so that I can put the dream to bed. keeping it warm. for a later date.the bed that is…

I will start this week end. and we will call it.

Death of a Sport.

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

I had been out of the Royal Air Force 12 months, the little Black Time Form book had reached its sell buy date, and I didnt fancy topping it up. I was working for the family oncourse firm but they only had 3 days work per week, and I was never going to become rich doing that.
My mind went back to the day before I left school.
Mr Vaughn had asked all the boys in my class, “who do you intend to become when you leave.”???
The ussual Police ,Firemen,Footballers. even a Vicar,when It was my turn, I pronounced to all and sundrie.

The Count of Monti Christo,,,Sir.
Not a ussual Wit. Vaughny, responded with a gem.

“But you cant Count Cubone”,
The laughter, caused the Teacher in the room next room to pop his head round the Door.

Not content with one in a life time, my Teacher, was on a role,
“If you had listened during Maths, you may have got a job, count,ing at a bank.”

But a Real Count, you must be having a Laugh.

“COUNT.” It was my last day so what.
I was no good at spelling either.
Lucky for me, his Wit, never got any further than his brilliant one liner.

Whilst at Worcester I received a message from a leading away Bookmaker. would I work for him at Yarmouth, as top tick tack, displaying the results and shows, for the tracks away Bookmakers.
3 tattersall. 4 Silver ring and 3 cheap enclosure,
10 Bookmakers,in all, before I had chance to work out the possible remuneration, he said you are sure to finish up with, £50. plus,for the day.but if they have some good results it could be double.

It was like winning the lottery. my ussual days wages was £5.

Not hard work ,all it required was to show, from the top of the Yarmouth Grandstand, two meetings, the non runners, the results plus Starting Prices,

And if any of the silver ring or cheap ring bookmakers required hedging, I would carry out the transactions.
So you can emajine my thoughts, as I lay in my single barron bed.in the familys motherless, flatlett.

The Alarm was set for 5.30 and as I had no confidance in it, I hadnt slept a wink,

The lift I had managed to Jim, (Free Passage) was from a fellow Away Bookmaker, and the journey 4,0 hours.
As soon as I sat, in the back, of the car, a German Bourgwar, I managed to sleep.
There was a half way stop for refreshments. at Cambridge. the other 3 workmen in the car were a little jeolous, 2 of them had worked as ticks tacks for many years and they had never got into the premiur Divishion, of there trade..

The ussual snide remark,

“Make sure you dont show the wrong number, the top Tick Tack did one year and he hasnt been seen since, lolol perhaps its his job you have got”.

I wasnt in any mood, to respond, as I was sick from the clouds of the Players No 1. I was inhaling.if beleaved the Passive Smoking adverts, I must have been a 120 a day man.

I wasnt a smoker hater, other than I had lost, my mother, to the habit and when I had been 5 years old some uncle had thrown a cigerette but out of the car front window, and it had shot up my short trouser leg,in the back.

No it was just the foul smell.I disliked.

When we arrived at the Dukes Head. it was like a new world, it was a fabulous day, except for the sound of Sea Gulls, over bearing,
I was in a room with the other 3 make weights, and it didnt take long to place my exra pair of socks. and one shirt. in a big wooden cabinet,and get down stairs.
Down in the bar, I ordered a Double Diamond and sat down,
A great big Duke Box, was blaring out the top of the pops, Elvis was in the armie but the Drifters were great.
The bar was 50 / 50 Racegoers and Amercian Soldiers. all based outside Newmarket.
I got to the track about 1 hour earlier than nead be, I then joined all the many Bookmakers and staff in the bar. the way I was going I wouldnt be able to see the Bookies over the track, never mind there instructions.
Once in the Stand I donned my White Gloves.purchased especially for my inaugeration.

Standing on a stool, right behind the Exchange Telegraph, Workers. . I was receving Information at a massive rate,
Catterick 3 out, 5, out 6, out all in 10.
Worcester, All Go 5.

I was having difficulty writing it down, lucky for me the staff were understanding, and rightly so when I was told that they had to be paid £25.,, 50% of my expected. wages.

The day seemed to go quickly and there had been a few 20/1 plus winners during the afternoon.

“You should go round for your wages Now, said the Press man,”

I never questioned, his oppinion, in fact it was a few weeks before I realised that you went for your wages after a result., the Bookies would be in a good frame of mind and the wages, better.

As I arrived in the cheap enclosure first, I realised why it was called the cheap enclosure. the wages were cheap. a £3 a £4 and the other two told me to come back. tomorrow, and I would be paid for the 2 days,
“I may not be here tomorrow,”
Resulted in 2 x £5. there is a lesson learned, a good Bluff never fails
The silver ring was an improvement, 4 x £5.
In the Tattersalls, I received a thank you from the Bookmaker who invited me to the track followed by £10. what a gent, he also told me that there was a rails Bookmaker Pouching the service,
Go and tell him that you would use a twist card tomorrow, if he didnt pay, that Bluff resulted in another £5. and £10 off the last 2 Bookmakers and I had £62. in total.

What a Great Day.

Back at the hotel, I was all a glow, couldnt waite to have some dinner and get out Boozing, Yarmouth was a great Holiday destination. well it was then, thousands of people all down the sea front,
On the Pier there was a Glass Cabinet with 2 monkeys on display. spitting at any one who looked at them our crowd of 5 were knocking the glass to get a reaction.
All of a sudden the bigest of the two monkeys, grabed his pal by the scruff of his kneck and started to copulate.
I dont know why but at the time it seemed funny. better still when 2 old aged penshioners, pushed there way inside our group to see what we were laughing at, and the old dears started to scream.one nealy fainted.

But then again, a few yards away, Max Bygraves was appearing.so the Monkeys were top Billing.

Back in a pub. there was a great atmosphier it wasnt long before a piano was in full flight no karokis at this time but some great singers,
After about 8 pints, Gamblers reverted to what they are good at, Gambling, the first attempt to releave Cubone from his £50 pluss was a game of cards, but I had been taught by better men, than those at Yarmouth, to stay away from playing cards when pissed and in a strange town.

All of a sudden a sudgestion, of a running race, caught my emagination. thats my game running,
Champion 50 yards sprinter whilst at school and in the RAF, the problem was that there was never a 50 yard race.
Not sure wether it dated from my 50 yard dash up our entry, and along Gooch Street, and back up my grans yard, then over her fence, approx 50 yards. never got caught in 15 years,of Ducking and Diving. The spead over the first 30 yards blistering.
In fact in the RAF 100 metre High hurdles, at Cosford, I led the final, for half way before fading, and if I hadnt been in the wrong lane .the one set aside for the Favourite and possible Olympic Champion, everyone would have said how good I was.
But instead his father hit me over the head with a batton stick.

But against 4 fellow tick tacks all pissed I would have been likened to Arkle in his first Novice Hurdle.

£3 a go seemed excessive for kids who had only received £5 for there days work.
But I was on a role, and with over 2 dozen watchers lining the man made course I left em for dead.
Dont know were the man come from but all of a suden..

“You want to run me son.???”
It was like a man playing poker with £2 who never goes Blind, Slapping a £50 on the table and shouting ALL IN.

Enough to make any one Pack.
Just to look at him. was enough to stay in your seat.
6ft slim as a pole, and walked like a good runner. in fact I wouldnt have been surprised if he hadnt been that High Hurdle Runner, I got disqualified in the RAF.

“No ive done enough running for one night”.

“Come on then race my pal.”

I knew he had pal, because I couldnt beleave how much Bitter one man could consume in an hour,
Every Pint, lasted only 2 swollows.
He must be 60.at least and had those glasses that were banned owing to the danger of setting light to haystacks when the sun was out.
At least an inch thick…
I felt like repeating my old school teacher with his “You must be Joking”

If you run him, he will require yards for years. “how old is he 90.”

“No he is 58.”
“how old are you”,
21.
“So over 100 yards you give him 37 yards start.”,
“Come off it, 37 yards in 100.”…

“Go on then I tell you what give him 10 yards and I will lay you evens”

I looked at the runner again, I didnt know if he was putting it on or not, but he could hardly stand,
By now the challenge had caused plenty of interest with all my pals shouting Yes Yes Bet Him.
I was not sure something didnt seem right.

However, game for a bet, I took up the challenge,
Outside, we marked out the distance again, and the stranger the starter and I went to the start, his friend, went to the winning post,
At the start, my competator gave his glasses to my pal. the starter.

I was a little pissed my self and when he asked me to point him in the right direction. I almost split my side laughing. I think he was only joking.
But still there was something about him firstly he had very soft slipons on, looked like velvet.if notvery soft leather, nothing like I had seen before.
At the start he stepped out rather large steps. and counted to 10.
Hey hang on, a bit. I measured the distance and we were about 3 yards out.
No problem, Son he moved back to my calculation..

With a wave to the finishing line my friend gave a “On your marks get set,GO”.

I was within 5 yards of him after 50. but it was then that I looked over and was messmerized by his stride, I knew I had been hooked.
All the way to the line he was holding me, and it was only the last few feet that he tired a little prob easing down.
I was well and truelly beaton. stood for the old three card trick.
It wasnt the £5, I had lost, I was chocked for my pals who could ill afford, to lose there,s.

The organiser, was more than pleased, he mst have won £50.

It seemed to put a damper on the evenings proceedings, and we all walked back to the Dukes Head dejected.

The next day although I had still had a great night, financilly I was racking my brains, what had taken place,
I could run, 100 yards, at 11 seconds easy. and that was fast.how could a blind, pissed, 60 year old beat me.

Didnt take long to find out.

The Bookmaker who had given me the Job, in the first place, knew all about the evening although he hadnt been there,

“Got caught didnt you son”,
Yes Abe, well and truly.
“You did well to get that close to a Powder Hall legend..”
“Whats a Powderhall.”.

“In Scotland every year since 1870 the Miners, have a running race, but over the years they made it a handicap. 130 yards. and invited outsiders.some of the best runners in the world to compete.
“All the runners were deamed profeshionals and banned from all other events, like the Olympics. , but I can tell you many Olympic gold medelists have run in the race and not always won it.”
But whats that got to do with, my race,
“Well the person you ran against is ”
HECTOR McVANE ,who was a Great in the 1920,s and has kept himself fit.
Bloody Hell. And ive told him I will race him again tonight.

“I have seen him run before ,you have one chance and one chance only. he is old now and can only stay, 100 yards, if you race him over 120 or 125. yards you will beat him.”

How can I get him to race me over 120 yrds when he knows he cant stay that far.
“Well thats up to you to work out”,
or dont run him.”
That afternoon I worked well, and received over £60 wages, but it wasnt just the wages that I was interested in and not even the £5 I had lost. the night before, it was the way that I had been duped.

Off we went on the night, same proceedures plenty of drinks in our hotel. out to the sea front, however anyone watching me may have noticed one in every 2 pints finished up in a flower pot, in the window.sill.hope the flowers were not the land ladies favourites.
The last thing I wanted was to run against a Powderhall Champion, drunk.

It was 11.30 and no one had showed there face,

In fact at 15 minutes,to 12., the rest of the party had had enough.
As we walked outside, there waiting on the path, alongside the seafront was our little combatants..

“Do you want to get your money back. Son” ????

“Yes” I said one more try. I will have an even £25 but only 5 yards start…
It took less than a second for the reply, OK. that should have been a worry, in itself.but I was bullish and knew what I had to do.
The runner looked at me, and I could see his eyes maxamised by 10. he didnt look drunk but may have been.
there must have been 20 others at the winning post.all placing bets, on me.by the time we were ready.

I had already walked the course so to speak, with my friend, and he had tied a scarf around the lamp post. as we arrived at the start no one questioned that the track wasnt the same as the previous night.
The old champion, certainly never questioned that the start was one post further back. as he marked his start. the Bookmaker taking all the bets never queried the distance the first part of my come back was set.

Under orders, On your marks get set GO.

I was off like the proverbial Hare, but I could not get clear, in fact at half way, I was down a lenth.
At 100 yards I was still down a lenth.

But just as I thought I was beaton the old mans head shot in the air and he lost all his action.
I had WON.

As the old man, received his glasses he put them on he then removed them again whiping what to this day I beleave were tears.
Tears not because he had gotten beaton and prob lost his own money, in the bet, but because he new, his as a runner was up.
I will not say, that I was upset, by beating him. because that would be wrong.

After the race I was upset, for him. and after we all returned back to the Hotel for some afters.

I spent an hour with him discussing, his carrear, in Scotland.and the hard life he had in the Docks.

He was not afraid to explain, his gambling, for a living, and the extra he gained by running Kids.

He was on £10 for every race, and that was the first time he had lost when trying to win in 20 years.

As we left the Pub I placed a £10 in his top pocket, it was worth much more to have been in his company, but I could ill afford it.

Cubone

The LOVE of a HOUND

It was 1965 when I decided to make a move into ownership. I was planning to become the Sheikh Mohhammed of the Greyhound Industry,
I befriended a Green Grocer, who between stacking shelves, read books on the Waterloo Cup.
He told me that he dreamt of winning the Greyhound Derby.one day.
So two dreamers with one dream, joined forces, to conker the world.
I have seen a Dog, Donald, it is the best looking dog, Ive ever set eyes, on reared in Ireland, and never been schooled, but wait until you see him you will know what I mean.

The Dog was ferried over in a box no larger than the trap five, that he favoured when racing.
He was 75 lb, tall leggie and fawn.
He must have been strong because he had stood up for 8 hours without food or water, the Irish sea,
Dublin to Liverpool a terefying jeorney, at best,
On arrival. He was let loose, from his confinement, he walked out like a KING, I know he had good breeding, but this remined me of the way Lord Luvett strole over the Bridge to Far, in WW2.
I wish now I had a radio, with me to play a scottish lement. this dog was going to be the one that the grocer and I had dreamt of.

£140 for an untried virgin puppy, more Derby winners in his blood than Mick the Miler. could have dreamed of.
he took his oblutions in his stride, 8 hours and he had refrained, from either function. what class,

Driving from Liverpool to my friends, little small holding next to his shop. was exiting every time I looked in the mirror, the face of this giant of a pup. responded looking me in the eye, he was deciding whether I was an improvement, on his last owner.

The Puppy unnamed must have been embarrassed by the names that we were flouting,
King Kong, Speedy Sam, Lucky Larry, no good at names at the time, however, as he had been born in Carignavar and the Mountain from wence he came we were told was formed by a volcano of ash, so thats to be his name CARIGNAVAR ASH.

While we were away the partners wife and my girl frind had made his home welcome, with golden straw, 4 ft deep. solid cast iron, bowell one for water and one for the very best, steak a grocer could buy.on a bed of best brown hovis. even a small drop of Sherrie, the NGRC would have tested him positive, before he had even schooled.

Locked up for the night our little bording party, settled down to dream the dream that only greyhound lovers can dream.

The next day the pup was taken to our chosen trainer, and followed by the 4 joint owners, we resembled a wealthy parent, taking there son and hier to a boarding school.

It was my girl friend you took me on one side and told me not to keep asking the trainer if it was the most beutiful greyhound he had ever seen, as it was embarrassing. she also reminded me that we were giving him a dog, and he was charging us, to have him.

The establishment was quite big, about 50 hounds. all of them going berserk when we arrived, most of the kennels and runs, had seen better times, and I was shocked and concerned what we were letting our future champ in for.

The kitchen of the trainer, was warm, and we were shown arround the lounge and allowed to viuw the prizes, and trophys from a long training carrier. at the time I didnt notice they were thin on the ground.

We were quick to pay the monthy keep, in hand, showing him that we were serious owners, on our way out we walked back to the kenell that was to be our Puppies home, and noticed a young girl, pampering him this was a good start, and the £10 worked into her palm gauranteed a full supply of future pampering along the way.

Every week end we would visit, the dog, growing even more beutiful by the day, dogs either side of him, were also greyhounds, well I assume they were, but like battle hardened,Fighters,they had lumps and bumps. all over there toes, and knuckles.

As soon as we met the trainer he entered his trainer mode, “what a dog you have here, Ive let him off, this morning in a run up the field and he left a very good dog for dead, I think you are right, he could be my Puppy Derby fancy”.
The smile from all joint owners would have generated anough electricty to light Balsall Heath, my old stamping ground.
The next few months seemed to fly. first his first hand slip then an introduction into a trap. all went well. the puppy was showing great early speed and good coordination.

The red letter day, was set for June the 21st a tuesday morning.
TRAILS,, our dog was to have his official gallope over two bends.
The track opened at 9.30 we arrived 5 handed at 8.45 even the girl friends mother was in on the act.
As soon as we entered the cafie we noticed a pile of trial sheets. 38 races of 3 dogs per race.

Scanning down for the name Garignavar Ash. I noticed trial 18. trap 5.

Down to the side of the track we watched with interest, and noted all the times of the other trials,

By the time we got to our race, we were all shivering wrecks.

All of a sudden right in front of us, was our champ. the other two runners were a bitch in 1. here tites, still hanging like ballons, she had only whelped a short while,ago and was being given a return, pick me up.
In trap 3 was an old dog, that had seen better times, his wrist was covered in blue die, no doubt he had been lame, and was set to prove the success of a firing, of his tendens.

All the runners entered the starting boxs, our dog, un-fazed by the experience.
The Bitch on the inside, went through her well known routine, scratching the grid in front of her the big dog in three was trying to head but the door, and our dog standing upright, not knowing what was about to happen.

We had made our way into the stands, along with 50 other watchers.

As the traps flew open the Bitch flew out, and took a course along the rails, the 3 dog slow away and finding it hard to pick up, our dog came out after the other two had gone.but at the first bend,
Carignavar Ash had shot past, the lame old warrior, and taking a wide line, came out level with the bitch.
Leaving her for dead. the puppie drew further away winning the trial by over 6 lenths,
To a noise last heard when a gang of Romanies, won a Midland National.

The other 50 were either scowling, laughing or had actually joined in with us newbies, just for the fun.
What a Dog, if this doesnt win a Derby, I will be shocked,, years later, he explained to me that perhaps he ment Win at Derby and not Win a Derby, however now we were cock a hoop.
The time of 29.50 was very fast, for a complete Novice, the future was bright.
many further trails took place and the Ash won 3 and was second in the other,improving on time at every run.

His first official race at Hall Green took place on September, 5th. the trainer informed me that the dog would take his chance, but wasnt expected to win, as he was against experienced top graders 2 of which had won small open races.
Our little crew had grown to 35 with yours truely funding the evenings entertainment.
Once again in trap 5. he ran a blinder, losing the sight of the yellow bunnie at the first and finishing strong, into a close up 3rd.

The trainer was astounded how well he had run, next time out you can have you boots on.

I couldnt wait. for the next wednesday to come round, in the same grade. same trap. and running against dogs that he had beaton the week before.

Never a big Gambler and certainly not atracted by a 4/5 offer, I collected over £300 from friends relations and well wishers. and was pleased as punch when the chosen Bookie bet me half and reduced the odds.

He is no fool. I thought cant blame him not wishing to give his money way.

The hare on the move, sent ripples down my back. I had made my way to the first bend, the rest of the mottly crew in there ussual pitch in the stand.
It Seemed a blur, but at the first bend The Ash was clear, up the back straight out on his own. wide and safe.
As I walked back to the stand, I was surprised to see that he had weakened and was beaton 2 l . into second.

“Just a little puppie,was coursing the Hare didnt know what he had to do., the trainer said.
“I also think that the going was a little firm for him being such a big Dog.”
Over the next 6 months the puppy now a dog. ran 15 races, winning none.
Every morning I received a different reasons why he would win.
“Just what he neads soft ground,” he neads a lead, he has a better chance now it has firmed up”, as he got further towards the first race, I was even told that he would do better in natural light.
All of a suden the trainer called me in to see him.as if he had discovered some amazing development I was told that the dog was playing with himself in the kenells.and losing all his strenth.
I had to remark. that perhaps I should throw a Playboy Magazine and a cigar. in for him.
The Grader had a different idea, “Your Dog is a very cunning bastard, he is just coursing the hare having fun. Ive decided to run him in a 700 yd Handicap. off start.”
The trainer was amazed he must win tonight he is sure to be well clear. and cant possibly be caught.
By now there were a few antagonists in the crowd who chanted the dogs name, even offering opinions as to the best thing to do with him none of them nice.
The Girl Friend now the wife, refused to attend.ever again.
All the other partners had given best also. I was on my own.

Leading well clear at the last bend he stopped as if shot.

No fun any more, in fact it was a dagger to the heart every time I saw him in the paper as a runner.

The last night the dog run at the track was during December , our trainer now had a truely great hound, and she was off scratch, in the Xmas Special. 700 yards. by chance the grader feeling sorry for me and the wife, had given Carignavar Ash a run, off 12 again.in the same race.

“I want you to have you maximum. on my Bitch off the back tonight it is Cert”. what about the Ash I remarked.

“If he had any chance which is none, I have made double sure tonight I have already raced him twice this afternoon, dont worry about him. the family of the scratch dog are going for a right touch.with there,s.”

On my own at the track I had met a family. of greyhound lovers, for some time I had contemplated giving the dog away free to a good home, and they seemed ideal people.

I told them that the dog would have his last race tonight for me and they could take it away with them after the race.
I walked to the parade ring to see Carignavar Ash coated up. I was still, amazed how well he looked still a beuty.
I pondered over those first trails and races, and the fun we had and the dreams of winning a Derby.I must say I was very sad.

As I walked past the betting ring. I noticed the scratch dog was 1/2 they had certainly had a plunge.
My dog was in trap one off his ussual 12. yards. and on offer at 10/1.
As I walked past the last Bookmaker, never a friend of mine, he cried out, do you want a £500 to £40.

I was about to smile and walk straight on when I decided to take it.
Its his last run so what. £500 to £40 Carignavar Ash. down to Cubone.

As ussual he was off fast leading by his 12 yards plus another 4. up the back straight, he was still clear with the trainers selected finishing strong.
As they approuched the straight,
Trap 1 was wide with the scratch dog levell. 20 yrds to go the Favourite had gone on by a lenth.
As the approuched the line, my dog, seemed to dive, back in front, to gasps from the very large crowd.
Even before the result was given the Booing had started.
I had no pitty for the crowd who had booed the dog for 6 months, in fact I was enjoying it.

I made plenty of noise collecting my monkey. and made my way to the bar, and ordered a bottle of champers.

The family. who owned the Favourite were less than pleased, with me, but not as displeased as the trainer who had received an invitation to meet with the stewards, the next day.

The new owners were estatic I had given them a dog free of charge, and it had won. a race.

The dog was taken to Gloscester were a different hare was used noisy called a rattler.

The dog won. 8 out of 10 races, before damaging a hock.

It was 10.30 in the evening when I received a telephone call. from the dogs new owners .
“We would like to know if you want the Dog, back. as whe know you loved him.”

I do not wish to repeat the latter part of the telephone conversation.

But that was the begining of a long affection of the greatest, animal. on earth.
The Greyhound.

Cubone

CONMEN THROUGH THE AGES

To be a Profeshional Gambler. is arguably the greatest occupation in the world. other than that of the Pope.who must be as Happy as Larry.in his chosen occupation. To sit at home, planning a profit.in gambling is inspiring for many, to be able to look into markets that havnt changed a great deal for 100s of years and see a mistake, that allows an edge, does create a BUZ..
However there are some who look a little further than an Edge, they look for a Fraud, Some of the Fraudsters, over the years are part of lifes mysteries,inviting the question “How on Earth Did they get away with that”
To sell the Eifel Tower, without plans or contract, made Count Lustig a Genius,
Copes of Paintings and artifacts, simple,to achieve, the Antique game is full of fraudsters, and 50% of antiques in people homes, are copies,
The Chinees market at present is awash with terracatta, soldiers, , made with the same clay and aged behond recognition.all deserters.
In racing to sell a ” Spy” Vanity Fair original Print, purchased in 1961 will induce a £1 offer on Ebay. not because they are not genuine but because you can print a 100 off for the cost, of the paper.
Idendity fraud, so vast, that the authorites, are years behind, the black hats.
You only have to Google you own name and I bet there are 50 Coppie cats, using it for all sorts of activity, some may be that they are geniune famous people who just happen to have received the name at birth but others are after your bank details.
If you work on a computor from home, just take the dog a walk and I bet there is a 4 x 4 outside your house hacking your details. inside the car a team of MI5 Impersonators..
When Cubone worked in the family betting office chain it was his duty to find ways of defeating the existing security, so that counter measures could be implemented , however it was still the fraudsters who taught me what counter measures were required by defeating our existing security.myself.

Life itself has become a fraudsters paradise.
Insurarance claims a billion £ industry, every time a driver gets shunted, up his bottom there is a £3,500 claim winging its way to some 100% gaurantee part time solicitor.. Whip Lash a name unknown other than in the sex trade.a few years ago.

But its nothing new Cubone was told of an ex War veteran from ww1 who spent hours walking round Brum, looking for a ladder out of place, a Carpet being cleaned at the top of the Odeans Stairs, cracks in the footpath, even a Bucket of hot water left by a window cleaner. outside Teezie Weezies Hair Solon.
He even had a little tin with dead beatles or blow flys and after eating 75% of his lovely.Steak Diana and drinking all of his wine they would be found in the gravy. always worked, the proprioter only to happy to get the complainer out of the restraunt.with an ex gratia payment.to boot.
He would send a White Chocolate stained by the sun, back to Cadburies, and receive a letter from there PR with a lovely new box, if you claimed a life long fan, you may get 2.

But what of the cost to the genuine, obviously insurance charges rise. but im only interested in Gambling.and most of all the Sport of Kings,

What is the cost to the gambler. who just wishes to play, the game straight down the middle.

Well in the Hight Street, Bookmakers rules, are not as transparent as they used to be, in the 60s, a 28 page rule book was comman , now there are over 100 rules, obligations, and restrictions, many of them unfair and arronious, Im not happy that the High Street Bookmaking industry is as honest, as it was 15 years ago.
It would be unfair to say that they are the new later day welchers, but there neads a complete new overhaul. of there rules. perhaps the Gaming Board, may force this issue, before the PUNTERS of the world rebel ,even further than they are at present, and there will only be virtual racing, from a computor driven racecourse, cant say that the BHB are not to blaim just a little., with there mass wall to wall coverage, seamless internal battles for control of the the punters £1 But dont forget it is the Punters £1 and I feel that the Punters are not receiving 80 Pence Value.

Cubone

Computors have always worried me as being hard to control. howver someone controls them, and in internet betting that control is to restrictive, and although for the escurity of the firms, themselve it has to be, to a certain degree, however a Ballance, must be found.

Otherwise, they will protect. to such a degree that genuine punters themselves will look else were for there Gambling £1 to find VALUE.

Death of Cubone

Dear Readers,

I have enjoyed producing stories of my life and times, in the greatest game ever, The Racing Industry,
I have had great fun and enjoyment, in the short time Ive spent, writing over 50 Blogs in less than 3 months.
However it has hindered me producing the one Good Book, that they say all writers have in them.

Right or wrong.
THE MOUSE, a tale that even brings tears to my eyes, (Film and Book)

I intend to devote every second of the last living moments that I have in producing this story. and could be the one and only,

I wish you all a very happy ,healthy,and succesfull life.

Yours sincerely.

Don Butler

MICK FLETCHER Part 2.

Mick was desperate to enlarge his portfolio of racecourse pitches, but the National Association of Racecourse Bookmakers had never made it easy for anyone.
Dead Mans Shoes, was the policy and it mattered not how much he befriended movers and shakers, pitches would be hard to gain.
many had attempted to bypass these restriction,s Ted Salmon, number one, Board Bookmaker, from the 1940,s had for years rented out, his rights, whilst he stayed at home suffering with dementia.

In 1980 a meeting took place between the Northern BPA and the Midlands, about this breech of BPA rules.
It was decided that in future the pitch holder would have to attend, personally otherwise his pitches would be taken off him.
The Partners wheeled Ted onto the track. into a position, behind the joint. a few of the Association Directors, came over to speak to the old Bookie but he appeared to be asleep.
On the friday Morning at the Hotel Mr Salmon passed away, however the Partners, could not lose the best two days of the year so they wrapped him up and took him, to the races again, Friday and Saturday, on the last day after the last race, with a 50/1 chance racing clear, poor Teds demise was announced. now a little stiff.
This is the type of restrictions on pitches that existed. and the type of problems Micheal would have to overcome if he was to become a racecourse Bookmaker.
At first he had been given the Nottingham Trick so called as it was the worst track in the country and anyone who applied. would be placed in the silver ring, at the end of the line very few lasted more than a year, and then gave up any dream of being a Bookie.
However Mick had arrived at the Midland Associations office in person, not many did, as soon as Jenny Govier,the Secretary, saw the young would be Bookmaker, her eye lashes began to flutter.
Micheal have you ever thought of being an away Bookmaker or even on the Rails.??

So his name was placed on both lists, but he had decided that he would go the rails rout, Jennie also fast tracked his application applying for all of the 59 racecourses in the UK.and giving her personel support.
So thats were we find our would be, Champion. on a waiting list. for the Rails.
His first day at Cheltenham was a revelation.
Being young, raised a few eyebrows, this was the time of whispering service , most on credit, never a dispute, , but If Beu Goldsmith, and Mrs Vernet, had still been alive there would have been a riot.
Beu was the smartest, of the lot never wore the same shoes twice and could be found with Models and Film Stars in toe, there was a rumour that the Aly Khan was Cookood out of Rita Hayworth,affection by Beau, before she was shipped back to Hollywood, so that Frank Sinatra could do it his way.
As for Mrs Vernet she was Bookmaker to the elite. and dressed like a Queen.
It had always been excepted that Rails Bookmakers were a class above all others.
Even the staff had to wear quality suites shirt and ties, it went without saying that there shoes shone like glass.
In the 20s a punter dashing along the line of Bookmakers could lose an eye when dodging the diamond Tie Pins on display.
Mike wouldnt be the first Zany Character in the middlands however we had Suffy Long, so called because he ,would shuvell up his hooter, copius amounts of Snuff with a Silver spoon, and about the third race he would slap his lapels, and every one within 20 yards would have a sneezing fit, But the day the Mike arrived dressed in a silk. Track Suit, and adidas golf shoes, didnt give the type of confidance, that the old order liked. they took it personally.
All along the rails there was a solid strip of wood raising the bookmakers 12 inch off the ground, one year a grounds man, had taken it up, to see if there was any loose change ,dropped over the many years,
But all he found was the bones of all the Bookmakers who had tried to succeed, on the Rails and Mike was expected to follow suite.
Not only did he cause many to check the BPA, Dress Code rules but when Mike shouted a favourite home on his first day he was committing a breech of a golden, rule amongst the Classier Types, Heathorns,
Had not called a horses home since 1896.when St Frusquin won the 2000 gns for that the son, received a smack on his head with a silver tipped cane. just not cricket old man and un-becomming,of a gentleman, it is the punters perogative, not Bookmakers.
Mike had a lot to learn selling his Asparagus,would have caused a silver glove to be shoved up his noes resulting in a Duel. but times were a changing.
The next thing that he learned was exceptable and that was to get a quality Cigar ready for smoking, this habit was from his pal. Ted Rodgers, who beleaved that a £50 Cigar, prepared in front of punters, added at least £500 to his daily take.
Mike had a Box of Romeo Juliet Churchills , ready and waiting,, after a result. much better than hooting home a favourite,

They may have sniggered at Mikes Dress Code, his trainers, and Cigar. but it wasnt long before his prompt payment was impressing all.
He now had pitches as far north as Ayr and south as Brighton and every venue in between.

Some of the first racing men he befriended were other personalities, like Dodger Macartney, Paul O,Doherty, and John Lights, there stand up entertainment before racing was something that many punters and fellow Bookmakers would arrive early to witness,
Cubone has always been of the oppinion that it was wrong, to ban, racecourse Tipsters, and these racing men, had taken there place, not tipping horses but entertaining, any one who wished to listen
They were bringing back enjoyment into the rings, after all it was an Entertainment Industry.

During the late 80,s Mike found that margins were disapearing and there were many, illegal layers opperating within the grandstands, this was serriously affecting the Starting Price Structure, for the off course Industry.
As a Figeurs man, he was quick to realise that there were times to be a Bookie and times to trade.

With many Bookmakers falling by the way side, Mike was flourishing, he had many clients, happy to leave the trade to his discrestion.
The big three were also Mikes customers, he would always give them a fair wager, so inspite of his controvercial dress code and personality lapses his prompt payement gauranteed his place as a Good Rails BOOKMAKER. in the eyes of many.

His weekly accounts were emaculate arriving on Monday sharp, never a Dispute.

So our friend was flouishing, the Dogs great, the races better still, he was also a fair judge in sports betting his furure looked bright.
He had cultivated a patern for holidays ,away, the end of December. and never arrived back in the Uk until 2 days before the Cheltenam Festival.
Every destination in the SUN, he visited, he had a Passport as thick as a Bible.
Every were he went he created new friends and most of all new customers.
At Teneriffe, It was Leslie Steele, St Moritz , Barnie Curlie, Barbadus, Johny Lights, and many Irish High Rollers.in the Bahamus, all the Birmingham City swingers flew out specialy to see him.

Mike knew every one, and would do there buisness well, and give full satisfaction.

It still wasnt a give me, he had to work for it. any new customer, who started at the top of the rails would have to be a large player to escape past Victor Chandler, Hills and Ladbrokes, and then if he managed to get past the nastalga of a Crazy Gang Fur Coat worn by Steven Little.
He would reach Mike, but once there they were his punters for life.

Mike was from a family of Travelers. his dad a palmist, who when he felt his babies hand at birth disapeared and never returned,

One year the ring almost lost our brave brummie,
whilst travelling from Guadaloup to the Mexican/USA Border on a Fruit Pickers Coach, a team of Panch Villa,s held them all at ransome.
Mike spoke in his broken spanish to save a beating.
I Englazia.
Villa, shipped all the workers away and allowed our Bookie to spend the night, entertaining, the gang with stories about the Beatles.
Other events took place one day he was at Goodwood when with Jimmy Green, a large man approuched, asking if he could help him get some Tippings,(Ratings)
Mike thought he knew who he was , and dashed of to get him a TimeForm.
The next minute, the punter attempted to go into members but was held back, because of no tie.

Jimmy Green whispered its PACKER.

The next moment the punter was walking down the ring asking Lou Lou Mendoza for an even £100,000
He then came back to Mike who wanted to handle the bet , but told him he would be lucky to get £20,000 on.in total.

Ive got a winner for you Kerry. Mike Said…
Between them Jim and Mike had backed a sprinter called Roodies Pet, riden by Fallon it was running at Newcastle on the night.
Packer gave Mike the concession to back it to win as much as it takes,
The final calculation was £250,000 not a penny had been seen. and returned (7/2)
Most with VC.
After the race Kerry asked if Mike could negotiate buyng the track.(Goodwood) as he was upset not being able to get in. the members.
However The Duke of Norfolk was not available.
Mike had vissions. of becoming Kerrys agent.
The next moment, Micheals Son, Aaron walked to the Aussie Billionare and said.
My dad said you are the richest man in the Universe.
Packer said how much have you got,
When the boy pulled up 5 Pence,
Packer produced a £50 Note and gave it to him.

With every one in the ring watching, the 8 year old lad, held the note to the sky for conformation.

What are you doing
Im seeing if it is counterfete.

The ring errupted in laughter.
Kerry was never seen again. ( I assume he banked his cheque)

A further incident, involved Barney Curley who Mike had befriended, staying at his home with him, it was clear that he had a runner that day and was going for a touch.
Let me know what you are doing Barney,
On the way to the track Mike hadnt been told anything. let me know Barney??.
I will tell you in time.
Mike started to bet on the race and it was backed by some from 10/1 to 9/2 Mike still didnt know who,s money it was.
resigned to just watching the race,
2 out it put a bad jump in and started to flounder, Mike looked around and standing next to him as if like devine magic..

Barney said.

“Mine wont be winning this race Micheal”

Great news Barney.
The take over of power by the NJPC in 1999, had seemed a good thing for Mike, but when it was seen who was comming into the rings, he had second thoughts,
Even though he was late, Mike did manage to get out with his Golden Handshake. intact.but the saddest thing other than the death of his best pal Paul the Doc and Dodger was his divorce.from Anjie.

Scared stiff of an Electric Razor, Mike was always going to struggle with a Lap Top. and like many,has found it difficult to adgust, the Game has Changed out of all proportions,

One thing Mike hasnt lost is his friends in high places, the card he offered to xxxxxxx , Customers was so good, that he is contemplating offering a daily Opinion Guide from the courses he is at.
Could be to late to take the early prices, but could be invaluable to UK punters, who wish to back or lay.what the real players have backed or layed.
The old saying MONEY NEVER LYES.
Well it may cost you to find out if that saying is true.or not but certainly worth a try.

I for one will phone, just to know that he is happy, now that he doesnt have to shave.

CUBONE